It doesn’t matter what kind of week you’ve had, and there’s always time for funny animal pictures. It’s scientifically proven that a picture of a cat in a pickle or a dog being ...

20. “All you need to do to be my friend is like me.” —Taylor Swift 21. “One friend in a lifetime is much; two are many; three are hardly possible.” —Henry Adams 22.

Funny marriage quotes. 1. “Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.” —Mae West 2. “To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup ...

It’s been a crazy year of news these past few weeks. And with this edition of funny quote tweets, the crazy train keeps rolling full speed ahead. Twitter comedians poked fun at the biggest ...

Here are 150 of the best funny quotes that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face. 1. "I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon." ...

10. "When a man of forty falls in love with a woman of twenty, it isn’t her youth he is seeking but his own." — Lenore Coffee 11. "Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win ...