Find the videos below, as well as five of the most memorable quotes from the New Girl pilot. Jess: Boobies Johnson — Two Boobs Johnson. 2. Schmidt: Hey Jess, how you doing? You look fantastic.

In fact, every relationship in the show is #CoupleGoals, from Jess and Nick to Schmidt and Cece, which is why some New Girl quotes for Valentine's Day captions would make a big hit on your Insta ...