Everybody has to go to school, but that doesn't mean that everybody's going to enjoy it. The authors of these 14 funny back-to-school quotes know exactly what I am talking about, and they are not ...

"When I first gave the script to Tom Cruise, and we were reading through it, I said, 'I'm going to change that line.' He said, 'Uh, I love that line. Why don't you give me a crack at it.' ...